Ambivalentia

Random facts about me: I drink copious amounts of tea. I wear glasses. I read all the things. I live online. I draw, write and sew. I love role playing. I consider intelligence a major turn on. All my friends are crazy. Purple is my favorite color. I'm mean. I like riddles. People shriek in terror when they watch me peel apples. I know what my IQ is, but I won't tell. There's a light bulb with a smile drawn on it on my desk. Books are a fetish. I dream about dead wet girls and zombies. I wish Freud was still alive, I would let him do nasty things with my mind. I have the attention span of a single-cell organism. Skittles.